Remember that one time that I BOUGHT MY FIRST HOUSE?
Oh, you probably don't because I never told you about it. Because I didn't have internet at my apartment for the last month and to my knowledge, I still don't have it at MY.HOUSE.
BUT HEY!!!! I BOUGHT A HOUSE.
I am a legit, bonefide HOME.OWNER.
And if you can keep this between you and me, I am going to tell you a little secret ... I am the WORST HOME OWNER EVER.
"Why?" you might ask.
Well, I will tell you.
It might just be that within the first 30 minutes of being a home owner, I spilled PAINT on my carpet! This may or may not be true, based on whether you can keep it a secret.
But what the heck? It is true.
No worries, though! My devoted sister was with me when I did it. And not only is she devoted to me, but she is devoted to clean homes and paint-free carpet. While I had to dash off to a meeting for work, she sat on the floor of my brand new home and dabbed the carpet over and over and over again until paint no longer dabbed onto the towel.
So, this post is either about the fact that I am the worst home owner ever or my sister is the best sister ever. And with that, I am off. Fingers crossed to internet soon! :)