5.06.2014

Alleged Criminal Activity


Yesterday we talked about how I am giving up on being a good citizen ... because I don't know what to do with a broken vacuum. Oh, the stress.

Today, we are still going to talk about giving up on being a good citizen ... because reporting alleged criminals is just soooo overrated.

Many moons ago I reported an "alleged" crime.

I am throwing the word "alleged" in there a lot because that's what you hear on TV shows {real and fake} to not hinder the case.

But even before we talk about the "alleged" crime, I want to say, I read a blog yesterday that told me I was a naughty blogger if I didn't include a photo. And not only a photo, a good photo. Pff.

Fine. I will include a photo. Now, don't get me wrong. It isn't good in quality. But it is good as in I understand nothing of this beast that lives at my parents house.


Now back to alleged criminal activity.

Many moons ago I reported an alleged crime. Oh, wait. I already said that.

Now, I have been "COMMANDED" to appear in court {their words, caps included} to testify.

I may or may not have Google searched the alleged criminal.

S/he may or may not be an amateur MMA fighter.

Please ask me how excited I am to testify against this individual who will be able to know my name, see my face and know they are in the predicament they are in because I made a teensy-weensy phone call. Now, don't get me wrong, s/he doesn't appear to be a good MMA fighter, as s/he has lot all of her/his matches. But that is beside the point.

The point is this, reporting an alleged crime so individuals do not get injured and/or die can cause some serious grief in your life {and depending on the extracurricular activities of alleged criminal, it can can injury and/or death to YOU after you testify!}.

So, yeah ... I just might give up on being a good citizen. Vacuums and alleged criminals can do that to ya. Be warned. 

1 comment:

Cheri @ Overactive Blogger said...

It's far too bad you can't wear a hat to cover your face in court! Or a nice scarf! Ah well, you'll be okay :)

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