Resolutions are for the birds ...

Not to sound like a broken record, but I am really not a resolutionist. 

Back in, like, 2005 I resoluted to never cut my own hair again. And I have been successful at that.

And every other year I basically resolute to make no resolutions.

But what kind of a blogger would I be if I didn't have resolutions?

Let me answer that for you, a bad one ... one that doesn't jump onto the bandwagon, one that probably only has one reader {the author's mom}.

So, if I was to be a resolutionist, these would be my resolutions for 2014.

+ Put the clean laundry away the same day I wash it ... once

+ Take down the Christmas decorations

+ Buy a bedskirt 

+ See how long I can go on Facebook without talking about cream cheese brownies

+ Drink two bottles of water at work daily

+ Run once a week every week, unless my legs fall off

+ Stop writing 2013 on things

I know, I know what you are thinking ... that is certainly an ambitious list! 

So, I think I will actually cut it down to seeing how long I can go without talking about cream cheese brownies on Facebook and buying a bed skirt. And maybe, just maybe, putting the laundry away the same day I do it ... once. Oh, and I did take down the Christmas decorations, so we have to add that. Clearly.

What are YOUR resolutions?


Niki said...

I don't think I have ever made a New Year's resolution... but if I made one this year it would also be to put away the dang laundry the same day I do it! And I also need to buy a bedskirt, weird.

Hannah T said...

I love how one of your resolutions is "Stop writing 2013 on things." That is hilarious and one of the greatest resolutions I ave ever heard!

Katey said...

This list is amazing!!!

Shan said...

My resolution this year is to be happy. That's it! :)

Thrifty Crafty Girl said...

You have more than just your mother reading. Unless I am your mother. I mean, the eighties are quite a blur for me, so it's possible. :)

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