8.24.2012

TMI!


I am about to give you too much information.

Yup, that is right.

The Queen of Vague is ... going to go overboard here.

And I only feel slightly bad about it.

There are some things I loathe doing. 

Things like going to the post office, the bank, the dentist, the doctor and the pharmacy. Just to name a few.

But there is something worse, believe it or not.

My disdain is so strong for this that I don't even think a word has been invented to describe it.

What is it?

It is shopping for ... underclothing. And I think you know what I mean.

I dislike shopping for said items so much that I am slightly embarrassed to tell you the last time I purchased one. And by slightly, I mean so much so that I won't even tell you.

I pretty much had a melt down in the department store.


I put on a depression robe {thank you, Abilify} and sat in the only logical place to sit when overwhelmed with shopping for said underclothing.

Sigh

It got so ugly that I didn't even have band-aides on to cover the toenail-less nails. You didn't think I could sink so low, did ya?

Shopping for underclothing with only 70% of my toenails ... and no adorable band-aides to hide their ugliness to the outside world.

P.s. I really, really want to go to bed right now. But Jillian says she is going to "intervention the crap" out of that idea. 

We'll see who wins that battle.

I will let you know tomorrow ... while wearing new underclothing.

3 comments:

Missy W. said...

victoriassecret.com
there ya go! No more shopping in person for unmentionables!

Meg said...

Does any woman enjoy shopping for such things? I hate it.

Shan said...

That is one of my least favorite things as well. Course I just hate shopping normally.

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