4.03.2012

And I will take ALL the drugs ...

The last holiday I had off at work was a three-day weekend for President's Day {sans Spring Break Numero Uno, which wasn't a holiday - it was a vacation}.

If you recall, I was deathly ill.

And no, that is not an exaggeration.

Today begins my five-day holiday from work with Spring Break Numero Dos {this is considered a holiday because I actually have work off opposed to taking them off as vacation days}.

But I digress.

As I left work and returned home, I began to feel ... ill.

And I began to panic. 

There was NO WAY I would be spending this holiday sick.

I went to extreme measures ... by taking all the drugs.

Airborne, Emergen-C, Kool-Aid, Allergy Relief, Tylenol PM, Oreo ice cream, Lymph & Lonahtihfskdfhsdfhsomething
Because I wasn't sure what I was coming down with.

Kill seven kjillion birds with seven kjillion stones, no?

The lymph and lonahkfjskdfhslkdhf are actually concoctions my witch doctor gave me over President's Day weekend when I thought I was going die. It taste somethin' nasty fierce. I mixed the entire Kool-Aid packet into one cup with two cups of sugar and added the fierce nast. 

I made a cocktail out of the Airborne and Emergen-C.

And naturally, needed to eat the ice cream after putting such horrific things in my mouth.

Here's to all the drugs and to a healthy five-day weekend!

5 comments:

Meg said...

I don't know about the rest, but I'm all about medicating with ice cream. :)

Debbie said...

Ugh! Just thinking about eating/drinking all that makes me feel a bit ill.
Hope you enjoy your vacation... Any fun plans?

Katie Jane said...

Please. Please tell me who your witch doctor is.

Shan said...

Hope it works, but I hear ice cream always makes things better.

Missy W. said...

ugh, ick, wow

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