6.13.2011

Comment Card

You know how at restaurants and other places, but primarily restaurants because I cannot think of any other place that does this actually, that they give you little comments cards to better their service?


Well, consider this your comment card.


Help me help you by filling out the following.


Welcome! And thank you for taking the time to fill out our comment card! We're here to serve you in our own unique fashion, but in order to improve, we need your input! Simply answer the questions below to the best of your ability and then drop your computer into a postage prepaid, well-cushioned shipping crate and send it to the address at the bottom of the card. We'll be sure to boot up your system and read what you had to say. {Be sure to not delete any of your temporary internet files. Also, be sure to include any necessary access passwords.} If you would like your computer returned afterward, simply enclose twenty dollars {cash or check} in the package before you mail it. {Alternately, you can just e-mail us back with your answers or leave them in the comments section this blog, but that's the less adventurous approach. We'll leave that up to your discretion.}


Once again, thank you ever so much for your important feedback!


- The "Management"


1. What is your name?


2. How did you first hear about us?


A. A friend
B. At random
C. Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan told you that if I didn't read you he'd turn your brains to jello.
D. Other: _________________________


3. What is your primary reason for visiting this blog?


A. Information
B. Entertainment
C. Morbid curiosity
D. Alleviate poking.your.eyeballs.out.from.boredom
E. Decor Ideas
F. Mindy's parents are paying you
G. Affirmation that there are still those crazier than yourself
H. To earn Gold Stars
I. Recipes
J. Anxiously awaiting more of Mindy's "fashion" blogs
K. The circumfrence of Mindy's child's head
L. Birthing stories that mention the words "bear down" and bodily fluids
M. Parenting advice from Mindy
N. Other: _________________________


4. On a scale of 0-6, how well has this reason been met?
[0 = Not well at all - I don't know why I even bother, 3 = As well as can be expected, 6 = Far too well - in fact, you're creeping me out by your excessive fulfillment.]


5. How long have you been reading us?


A. Far too long. I've been meaning to quit, in fact.
B. Ever since the the infamous BYU post
C. Since the third or fourth blog posts
D. Not very long, really.
E. I'm new. Did I come at a bad time?


6a. If you could eliminate one aspect of this blog, what would it be?


A. The part where Mindy refers to herself as “we”
B. The part where Mindy talks about herself in third person
C. The near-constant self-staments of "I am a big deal" and anything like unto it
D. Those little dot dot dots …
E. Mundane stories from Mindy's daily boring life. I mean, really.
F. The complete inability for Mindy to not be vague.
G. Nothing. I love every imperfect aspect of it.
H. Other: __________________________


6b. Of the above choices, which would you hate to see go, if any? {Use same letters.}


7. What is your opinion of the average blog length?


A. They're fine, I guess. I've never actually measured them.
B. They're a bit long. I sometimes just skim over them.
C. Did you really think anyone reads them to their entirety?
D. Actually, they haven't been as long as I'd like. I demand longer blog posts!
E. I think I will choose the cop-out answer and say, "I think it all depends on what you're writing about."
F. Other: _________________________


8. What would you like to see more of in the future?


A. Short stories
B. Song lyrics and/or poems
C. Personal anecdotes
D. Philosophical crap
E. Rants
F. Surveys, quizzes, etc.
G. Reviews and/or critiques
H. Footnotes, disclaimers, etc.
I. Compilations
J. I don't know. Surprise me. Or something.
K. "How To's" ... like How to Put on an Amazing Puppet Show
L. More of Mindy's awesome dance skills, the likes of which we were blessed to see on Halloween 2010.
M. Mindy's domestic skills.
N. More of those aforeheretomentioned birthing stories - fantastic!
O. Other: _________________________


9. If by some freak chance a portion of this became a book, would you read it?


A. What, endure all of this again? You overestimate my patience.
B. Not if have to pay for it.
C. Probably, as long as I had nothing better to do.
D. Sure, why not. Will you autograph it for me?
E. Of course! What's more, I'll even recommend it to my friends!
F. I'd probably buy it as a favor to you, but then it would just sit on my shelf, collecting dust. No offense.
G. Maybe. I'm not a big book reader.
H. Other: __________________________


10. On a scale of 1-9, how would you rate your overall experience here?


[1 = I've gotten more enjoyment from skin rashes; 5 = It's been pretty decent, for an e-mail; 9 = If total bliss can be found online, this is it.]


11. Feel free to add any additional comments, advice, criticism, support, suggestions, praise, insults, warnings, counsel, motivation, tips, testimonials, compliments, put downs, critiques, endorsements, or whatever else you deem necessary, in the space provided. Which would be a comment. {There's no actual space provided in this question, as such.}


Thank you so much for your time and opinions.


And please have a nice day, unless your current day status was much higher than merely nice; in that case, continue to enjoy your exuberant day status.

***
P.s. Clearly weekend posts aren't all too popular. Hmmm ...

7 comments:

B said...

1. What is your name?
Brandon

2. How did you first hear about us?
D. Other: ___From Mindy __


3. What is your primary reason for visiting this blog?
N. Other: _Big time entertainment


4. On a scale of 0-6, how well has this reason been met?
6 = Far too well - in fact, you're creeping me out by your excessive fulfillment.]


5. How long have you been reading us?
A. Far too long. I've been meaning to quit, in fact.


6a. If you could eliminate one aspect of this blog, what would it be?
F. The complete inability for Mindy to not be vague.


6b. Of the above choices, which would you hate to see go, if any? {Use same letters.}
E. Mundane stories from Mindy's daily boring life. I mean, really.

7. What is your opinion of the average blog length?
A. They're fine, I guess. I've never actually measured them.


8. What would you like to see more of in the future?
J. I don't know. Surprise me. Or something.


9. If by some freak chance a portion of this became a book, would you read it?
D. Sure, why not. Will you autograph it for me?


10. On a scale of 1-9, how would you rate your overall experience here?
9 = If total bliss can be found online, this is it.]


11. Feel free to add any additional comments, advice, criticism, support, suggestions, praise, insults, warnings, counsel, motivation, tips, testimonials, compliments, put downs, critiques, endorsements, or whatever else you deem necessary, in the space provided. Which would be a comment. {There's no actual space provided in this question, as such.}

You SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!!!!!!!!!

Mike said...

1. Michael Brian Lundberg

2. A

3. G

4. 6

5. C

6a. F

6b. E

7. A

8. L

9. D

10. 8

11. Again, I suggest basketball trick videos or photos of you planking.

Meg said...

1. Meg
2. A -- you :)
3. B
4. 6
5. F -- since the beginning
6a. G
6b. H -- all of it.
7. A
8. A,C,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M
9. B -- but I'd still recommend it to my friends.
10. 10
11. Carry on, carry on. :)

Meg said...

P.S. Please note that I have never put a birthing story on my blog. I don't intend to start any time soon, either.

Oh, and I have also noticed that people don't seem to read blogs as much on the weekend. I'm beginning to think people read blogs while they are supposed to be working, not when they have free time. :)

Melissa said...

1. Melissa Hadfield
2. B (I've decided it was probably through BreAna Palmer because you are also a friend of hers on FB)
3. N. Fashion advice
4. 7
5. D
6. G
6b. All of the above. I think you are funny H-E-C-K. Keep doing whatever you are doing.
7. A
8. A, C, E, H, K, M
9. D
10. 8.5
11. Your blog is one of my favorites, which is funny because I've never met you. I think you are interesting, funny, a fabulous writer and I love reading your blog. I should probably comment more...Is this why we're filling this out?

Melissa said...

That was supposed to say funny AS heck. I wasn't trying to call you a funny heck. I don't even know what that is.

Shan said...

1. Sharylann
2. C
3. N (All of the above)
4. 6
5. D
6a. G
6b. C
7. E
8. G
9. D
10. 9
11. You pretty much rock and I look forward to your posts.

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