2.07.2011

I'm sorry your life sucks ...

And I really am. Because it's probably my fault.

At least that is what I am learning in 2011 ... that most of people's problems in life are my fault.

For example, when someone has a mistress it is not their fault they have a mistress. It's mine.

Or ... say someone made a very poor choice/a plethora of many poor choices in their lives ... Before I even met them or knew them. This is also my fault.

But let's look on the bright side, when something bad or naughty happens to you, you have no need for feeling guilty. Just blame me and you will feel better in a snap. Or maybe a blink of an eye even.

I hereby dedicate this blog post and its comments section for YOU to blame me for whatever is going wrong in your life. However, it should be noted that this offer is only valid through December 31, 2011 at 11:59pm, at which point you will actually have to resume taking responsiblity for your poor choices and all other accompanying suckiness* in your own life.

But until then ... live it on up on my tab! And have fun with some of that new-found, guiltless freedom! :)


*This is generally not a word I use, nor any other form of this word. I actually don't recall ever having used it or any other form of it . You will probably never see that word typed by me again, and heaven knows you will never hear me actually say it.

6 comments:

Mike said...

It's your fault my bookshelves haven't been dusted. They look terrible.

Kat said...

Thank you so much. I was actually looking for a scapegoat.

DeeAura said...

This is a HUGE relief to me! Okay, ready? :)

This is good for one free day of emailng all your problems to ME. I'll just claim 'em for a day, okay?

That reminds me, I need to email you back. :)

Andi said...

It's definitely your fault my three and a half year old isn't potty trained. Sheesh.

Allred Mom said...

Well, I've been trying to figure out whose fault it was. Thanks for confessing for me! I feel so much better! :)

Avree said...

It is your fault that Spencer peed his pants in Walmart last Friday. It is also your fault that I'm not pregnant yet. So there!

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