11.03.2010

Do you scrapbook?

Because if you do, Allison might have just found the perfect paper for you, I know I am in love with it ...

Well, that is if you are a scrapbooker and deer killer. Because, honestly, what else would you put on paper like this other than your escapades of dead deer. And does anyone else find it strange that people take pictures of them and dead animals?

In fact, my new roommate Claire works at the Macey's photo lab and this past week she developed a photograph with a man, his wife and their baby ... with said baby sitting on the dead deer.

Anyway, we are talking about scrapbooking paper here ... and how the only thing you could scrapbook with this paper is pictures of the deer you killed. Which reminds me, I had a roommate that had antlers hung up in our living room. And part of the piece was a photo of her and the dead beast. Had she known this paper existed, she could have scrapbooked it instead of hanging that hideous picture on my wall.

I once asked her why she thought it was important to have the antlers on the wall. She told me, "Well, if there was a guy over it could be a good conversation piece."

I thought to myself, "Oh, honey. If you are talking to a boy about ANTLERS on the WALL the conversation is going no where. And neither is your relationship with him."

Anyway, as mentioned, Allison knows where this paper can be found. If you need her contact info, please lemme know! Oh, and Allison? I had a dream about you. We were vying for the attention of Lance Armstrong. We were both trying to get him to date us. Undoubtedly, you won his heart. And I got a Livestrong wristband. Figures. :)

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I have a photo of the deer antlers that were in my old apartment if anyone is interested. And, of course, when we moved from that apartment I banned the antlers from any room in our apartment that anyone actually went into.

5 comments:

Allison and Josh said...

bahahahaha!!! Oh Mindy, I love that you blogged about the scrapbook paper! It is too funny! And about your dream, I'm sorry I won Lance's heart over you....are you sure it wasn't Tom Welling? :) Do I get gold stars for texting you that picture? haha Love you, Mindy!!

Shan said...

Shhh, don't tell my husband, I'd fight you both for a piece of Tom Welling. ;)

Love the paper.

deveney said...

i love your witty voice my friend, you make even ugly scrapbooking paper amusing! and i too think it is awful strange to have you baby sitting on a dead deer...

Meg said...

Dare I admit that I have taken pictures of dead deer? This never happened before I got married. Two things to make it better: I have never been in a picture with a dead deer and neither have my children.

Kristin said...

Ha ha, I like this. I'm actually pretty sure there are baby pix of me sitting on my dad's dead deer. Sorry, don't, don't hate me and my hillbilly roots.

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