6.13.2010

Jillian hates ...

cheap toilet paper.

No, not Jillian Michaels from The Biggest Loser ... my roommate, Jillian. I sometimes call her Jilly or Jillian Jiggs. Or Lillian.

But that is beside the point.

Jillian hates cheap toilet paper. And if you bring cheap TP rolls into our house ... she will do this to your bedroom:




The this one is a TP rug!

She also might enlist the help from me ...

I took a Jim Halpert vs Dwight K. Shrute approach to my part in all of this ...

And, the teddy bear was begging for this, literally begging me for it ...

P.s. Jillian and I were nice. We made an attempt to help our roommate clean it up ... Given it was a feeble attempt, but an attempt nonetheless. This feeble attempt also included very bad mummification skills as pictured below.

Jillian may be obsessed with fancy toilet paper ... but that is okay because it certainly leaves me muy entertained to get rid of the cheap stuff. May this also serve as a grave warning to each of you who think one-ply will do.

7 comments:

Andrea said...

am i a bad person if the picture of the teddy bear made me laugh simply because i dislike stuffed animals.
am i a bad person if i don't like stuffed animals?
and amen on the cheap toilet paper. really. . .what's the point.

Robby Spratt said...

I totally agree with the cheap toilet paper thing. Life is simply too short to waste on uncomfortable wiping. There are some things in life that you can go cheap on, toilet paper is not one of them. Oh, I think you should consider Jilly Bean as a nickname for your roommate. :)

Krystal said...

I hate cheap toilet paper too... though I never thought of this kind of revenge!

Kat said...

costco brand (kirkland) is the WORST kind of toilet paper I've ever experienced. It is cheap and falls apart like you wouldn't believe! It's true what they say: You get what you pay for!!!

Allison and Josh said...

Oh Mindy, I bet you are the funnest roommate ever!!

Meg said...

The teddy bear brought back memories. I probably should not admit that I regularly hung animals (stuffed, blow-up, or in the form of cookie jars) during college. Generally ones that belonged to my neighbors. They started the prank war. We won it.

I also TPed my roommate's bedroom once. I don't remember why. Maybe I was just bored and it looked entertaining.

Kristin said...

dude! This is taking me forever to catch up this time, but i refuse to miss a post! I'm totally OCD like that. This TP is insane!

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