11.16.2009

I heart ...

fences.

In particular this fence:

For those of you not familiar with this fence, it is located in Sardine Canyon [aka Wellsville Canyon]. And its purpose is to keep the deer off the road.

Sigh.

I am sooo in love with this fence.

If I were to write a letter to UDOT, I would say this ...

***

Dear UDOT:

I am sooo in love with this fence.

However, I hope you don't mind, but I have included an extremely professional-looking, somewhat digitally-enhanced photograph to show you how I think your wonderful idea could be improved upon. Imagine this:

That's right ... Making the fence four million feet higher so the deer have an even smaller chance of getting across and jumping in front of Wilson and I.

Just an idea.

P.s. That light is not a UFO.

I look forward to hearing back from you about my vision.

Sincerely,

Mindy M. Thornley

***

I think with my amazing graphic design abilities UDOT will be able to envision something greater that lies within that deer fence. And, undoubtedly, you feel the same. Feel free to leave a comment telling me how amazing this idea is and how amazing I am to have come up with it.

10 comments:

Geoff & Cami Brown said...

I agree. I am totally joining in on the "i hate deer" club!

Lissbeth said...

Mindy, I think you are wrong- I think that white blob IS a UFO.

Mike said...

I think you're on the right track, Mindy, but you should call these guys. I hear they're good. http://tinyurl.com/5zdf2

BreAna Palmer said...

haha, I do totally agree with you. Seriously they obviously have smaller brains then the deer to think they aren't going to jump over that. lol.

Allison and Josh said...

I heart you and I heart your idea! IT would prevent many accidents!!

Avree said...

You should e-mail KSL about this, because you know that's the only way to get anything done around here.

You are SOOOO smart!

Bailey Family said...

LOVE the idea! Get on that letter girl! I remember driving that canyon so many times and always being worried of the deer. I think we would all feel much more safe!

Krystal said...

hmmm.... that's a good idea, but how about a big contrete wall like they put up as a sound barrier when there are houses near the freeway. That would teach the deer a lesson... they go running and SPLAT! hit right into the concrete :) lol....

Kristin said...

I demand that you submit this to UDOT!

Erin said...

I am still laughing out loud at this post, 10 minutes later. Oh, how I WISH I could be as funny and random as you!

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...