Those filthy beasts are at it again!

Matt Lauer nearly collides with deer while biking
March 24, 2009

NEW YORK - A deer got the best of Matt Lauer. The 51-year-old "Today" show host separated his shoulder while bicycling on Long Island over the weekend when he slammed on his brakes to avoid a deer and went flying ...


The FBs will not be satisfied until they take us all out - one by one! I cannot help but think of the following song:

Gaston: The Beast will make off with your children.
Mob: {Gasp!}
Gaston: He'll come after them in the night.
Gaston: We're not safe till his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill the Beast!
Mob: Kill him!
Man I: We're not safe until he's dead!
Man II: He'll come stalking us at night!
Woman: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!
Man III: He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free!
Gaston: So it's time to take some action, boys - it's time to follow me!

Through the mist
Through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
Say a prayer
Then we're there
At the drawbridge of a castle
And there's something truly terrible inside
It's a beast
He's got fangs
Razor sharp ones
Massive paws
Killer claws for the feast
Hear him roar
See him foam
But we're not coming home
'Til he's dead
Good and dead
Kill the Beast!

Sure, some details need to be worked out {fangs, foaming, etc.}, but the point remains: WE NEED TO KILL THE BEASTS! {Oh, and put their heads on Gaston's wall!}

All this time we've been worried about the economy, the terrorists, and whatever else have you that would bring down our civilization when all along ... IT'S THE DEER!



Five golden stars to all who read the lyrics of the song.

Five golden stars to all who actually sang ALONG with the lyrics.


Mike said...

I'm up to 154 now. :)

Barbara Anne said...

I think you need to check out my blog...

Brady F. said...

And yet, when I did go deer hunting, you accused me of shooting Bambi. :o)

Chelsea said...

I definitely sang along. That credits me 5 more stars! YAY!

Allred Mom said...

I read and I sang!
I think now I need to go and watch the movie!
Thanks for the reminder that it is on the shelf!
So...I now have 10 more stars! You better get a calculator to add all my stars up!...Just in time for us to start over! yes???

The life of a college girl said...

10 stars for me!!! I love that movie, eventhough I think Gaston is a creep!!! Maybe you could take up hunting and get ride of all of them that way..... what do you say? Mindy with a gun........... intersting... ;)

Di said...

Addy loves beauty and the beast so yes I sang along. Ha ha

Scott, Andi and Jack said...

Ha Ha! If you do take life a college girls advice and take up hunting, could you share the jerky? I have really been craving some lately.

Krystal said...

lol... I sang along to each word that I read, even before I knew I was earning points :) love it!

I agree that the beasts should be killed... have you ever seen the gilmore girls episode in season one where Rory is late to class because a deer hit her car? It's so funny... She doesn't hit the deer, he runs right into the side of her jeep!

Meg said...

I totally sang along and went through all the lyrics. That's ten more stars for me. :-)

I've already told you that my family (as in my husband) are doing our best to kill the beasts. :-)

Jeremy and Marie said...

Hi Mindy...Have I mentioned I LOVE your blog? Well, I do. I guess it's your witty personality or something. I got seriously behind in reading, but I really liked the post about what is illegal in each state, pretty funny. Question, you really hate BBQ sauce? Next, I'm offended you put EFY friends above your Logan friends, where's the love? :)

DeeAura said...

If I sang along in my head, and accidentally let out a line here and there while sitting at my cubicle at work, does that count? I think it does. Dicksy heard me. Gimmee those ten gold stars! :)

Ben Clarke said...

If you really want to kill deer, just slide them up to the computer screen and show them that blog background. What is that pattern called, 'pink epilepsy'? I almost had a seizure trying to read what you posted.

Avree said...

I sang along in my head. I even pictures the characters singing, I think that deserves 15 gold stars.

I have a beast story for you...last week when it was warm Spencer and I went for a stroller ride. There are a ton of deer around our neighborhood because of the golf course. So we're walking along and all of a sudden I see 2 deer in the front yard of the house I'm about to walk by. They just stare at me. I take a few steps and they don't move, they just keep staring. Well I didn't dare just walk right past them and they wouldn't move so I turned around and went back they way I came. One point for the beasts.

Kim & Jen said...

Tee-hee! I have never met anyone that disliked (hated?) deer before. I think they are rather cute. You should just move to a place without deer, like NY. Although, we do have raccoons that are the size of deer -- I have seen them in the park and I want to squish them (also, very cute, possibly rabid)!!! And then they would kill me.

Marina said...

I wanted to sing along, but I am covertly reading your blog while in statistics class. Thank you for alleviating boredom. You get 5 gold stars for that, which cancels out my 5 gold stars for reading the lyrics and singing them in my head!

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