1.05.2009

The enemy ...


That's right, folks. The nasty beasts have now migrated down to my apartment complex. Nightmare of all nightmares when I woke up two mornings ago to hear a little child's voice say, "Look, mommy! Deer tracks!"


I have never really believed myself to be a gun-owning woman. Now might be the time to reconsider.

GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG, YOU FILTHY BEASTS!

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Five golden stars to anyone who knows why I loathe deer.

10 comments:

Mike Lundberg said...

You're afraid you'll hit one with your car. My little sister almost hit three deer in the same car trip just the other day. I think you know how she feels about it.

Mike Lundberg said...

Oh, and I also voted that you had all of your toenails. A lucky guess.

Allred Mom said...

I voted for all your toenails, too! Give me a star!!! YIPPEE!!!

Now for the deer....You never know when they are going to jump out of somewhere! Pretty scary when you're running or driving or just walking out of yoru front door!

Matt and Avree said...

Mindy, we always see deer behind our house. Matt thinks it's the greatest thing ever, maybe you'll have to give him a lecture on the evils of deer.

Krystal said...

I think you have a fear of deer because you saw Bambi as a child and have never fully recovered from the trauma :o) Also, I voted that you're going to a USU game, and I voted YESH for the shocking moments... I remember the 2003 list and it was hilarious! PS - I'm still waiting to see the awesome new pink peacoat :o) Thanks much! Happy 09!

Linze Kate said...

Is it cause you were chased by one as a child in Yellowstone... Yea - that was me. Well, my aggressor was an Elk. Dang Elk.....

I should get golden stars for just living through the horror...

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... and watch out for deer... or worse, ELK.
*muah*

DeeAura said...

HAHAHAH!!! Oh, my gosh. Please tell the deer-hating story. Puh-LEEase. :)

Yvonne said...

Deer Story???? Don't keep us waiting too long! OH yeah, we made our blog private...if you care...email me and I'll put ya on the list so you can keep checking it! If not I still keep reading yours for pure pleasure!

Susan R. said...

Your blog has to be the funniest of all time! I cannot get over your cute personality! You are so fun! That is a good picture of the deer!! I think that he wants you!

Meg said...

I voted for all your toenails. I think I also forgot to claim a star a couple of weeks ago for the perfect paper snowflake.

Why do you loathe deer? I would guess it has something to do with a bad experience in the past, such as hitting one or one hitting you. But I don't really know. My hubby would gladly come take care of the beasts for you. (Did you see my post about having FIVE dead deer show up at my house all in one night?)

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