5.12.2008

I hope Houston didn't disconnect ...


So, I solved one problem - by taking the pink phone back {sorry to everyone who voted that my passion for pink was stronger than my hatred of change}, only to encounter another ... And in the depths of my despair {thank you Anne with an "e" for that phrase} of my pink phone not being all I wanted {and definitely not more} I think I had a psychotic break. I know this may come as a shock to you, considering I am the most sane person most of you know, but it is true.

To make up for the lack of the pink phone my heart longed and ached for ... I ended up buying anything and everything I possibly could in pink ...


Things I don't even need - like Tupperware. No, you didn't read that wrong: the girl who doesn't cook* bought Tupperware! Tupperware! What on this green earth am I going to put in it!?



I also bought pink Q-tips.



And pink shavers.


A pink water bottle.

And I even talked my five-year-old nephew who broke his arm into getting a PINK cast ...


Just kidding! :) He's man's man and got camouflage!

Annnnd ... realizing that nothing could ever fill the void in my heart that my pink phone left when I took it back to naughty, mean-old, lying Sheryl at T-Mobile {refer to my Needs to Be Kicked List}, I ... bought ...


... a NEW PINK PHONE!!

Yes!! And I am sooo happy I can barely stand it!!!

Now, are you all sitting down {of course you are, who stands at their computer [if you happened to be standing at your computer as you read this: golden star for you]} I have the secret to happiness: it is tangible, useless-once-you-get-to-Heaven PINK items!! LIKE PINK CELL PHONES! You know, I really should charge you all for giving out such a big, forever-sought-for answer such as that. But I won't ... because I love you all {almost as much as I love my pink cell phone!}.

For those of you who think I am obsessed with the color pink: true. But I promise this will be the last post on my passion for at least 17 hours. And as I part, my wish for you is this: may you find in your own life something that brings you as much happiness as my pink phone brings me {you'll probably find it in a spouse or a child ... and I, I find it in pink phones. Hmm ... when I look at it that way it seems like an unhealthy fetish. Oh, well.}
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* For those of you not familiar with my cooking habits, when I say I don't cook, I mean I don't - at all - ever. I did once or twice in high school, but my Ramen noodles had flames. No lie. My mother actually banned my from using the oven. Although, on a completely non-related topic she didn't disown me when I moved to Provo, which pretty much makes her the best mother in the world. In fact, much like unto the Prodigal son, she welcomed me back to Logan {and to her home} with open arms.

10 comments:

Foulgers said...

Hey,

We didn't move to California permanently, just for three months. Preston has an internship in Irvine through July. I LOVE your blog!!! I am so glad you started one. What are you up to this summer?? -Tiffany

Bethany said...

you could put your q-tips in the tupperware...just a suggestion, since they won't be used for food. thanks for your vote of confidence for the summer. i so so so wish you had been at training last weekend. it would have been much more entertaining, i imagine. :)

Rhonda said...

I love all of your pink things. I voted for chicken..just to let you know. Can I get a golden star just for telling you what I voted for, even if I am wrong? If the answer to that is no, then can I get a golden star just because you like me lots? It would really mean a lot to me...

jillybean said...

I love your phone. Mine is also pink and is covered in cherry blossoms. I love pink it is my favorite color, besides AGGIE blue of course!

love it, hope you are having a wonderful day!!

SNW said...

i'm so confused. you took back the new pink phone and got another new pink phone? you got some 'splaining to do.

and/or my reading attention span needs work and i missed key facts.

Steve & Jessica said...

Hey Mindy, It has been a while since I have seen you, but it was fun to look through your blog. Good luck with your new phone!

Our Little Fam said...

I am so glad you solved your problem, I have been really worried for you. ANd I love all the pink stuff you got. Thanks for the posts on my blog, I love hearing from you.

Brandon and Erica said...

Hi! Just making sure that you know that I fully support your love (er...obsession) with the color pink. I too love PINK! And therefore, think you're great.

So glad you bought pink tupperware. you are funny.

Matt and Avree said...

Congrats on the new pink phone! And congrats on all the other pink items! I actually have a pink flat iron...just thought you should know.

Brandon said...

I did not get that pink cast!

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